SHE WAS SO BLONDE...

She tried to put M& M's in alphabetical order.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because
she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of
"Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it
says "sign here", she put "Sagittarius".
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test - and failed.
She sold the car for gas money.
Under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked on Phonics".
When she saw the "NC-17"(under 17 not
admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved
She thinks Taco Bell is a phone company.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22
bus twice instead.
While driving to the airport she saw a sign that said,
"Airport Left" so she turned around and went home.

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