AN IRISHMAN, A MEXICAN, AND BLOND GUY WERE DOING CONSTRUCTION WORK
> ON SCAFFOLDING ON THE 20TH FLOOR OF A BUILDING. THEY WERE EATING
> LUNCH AND THE IRISHMAN SAID, "CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE! IF I GET
> CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE ONE MORE TIME FOR LUNCH, I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF
> THIS BUILDING."
>
> THE MEXICAN OPENED HIS LUNCH BOX AND EXCLAIMED, "BURRITOS AGAIN!
> IF I GET BURRITOS ONE MORE TIME, I'M JUMPING, TOO."
>
> THE BLOND OPENED HIS LUNCH AND SAID, " BOLOGNA AGAIN. IF
> I GET A BOLOGNA SANDWICH ONE MORE TIME, I'M JUMPING, TOO."
>
> NEXT DAY THE IRISHMAN OPENS HIS LUNCH BOX, SEES CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE
> AND JUMPS TO HIS DEATH. THE MEXICAN OPENS HIS LUNCH, SEES A BURRITO
> AND JUMPS TOO. THE BLOND OPENS HIS LUNCH, SEES THE BOLOGNA
> AND JUMPS TO HIS DEATH ALSO.
>
> AT THE FUNERAL THE IRISHMAN'S WIFE IS WEEPING, SHE SAYS
> "IF I'D KNOWN HOW REALLY TIRED HE WAS OF CORNED BEEF AND
> CABBAGE I NEVER WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO HIM AGAIN!
>
> THE MEXICAN'S WIFE ALSO WEEPS AND SAYS, "I COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM
> TACOS OR ENCHILADAS! I DIDN'T REALIZE HE HATED BURRITOS SO MUCH."
>
> EVERYONE TURNED AND STARED AT THE BLOND'S WIFE. "HEY, DON'T LOOK AT
> ME," SHE SAID "HE MAKES HIS OWN LUNCH."