BUMPER STICKERS WE'D JUST LOVE TO SEE ...
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> Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
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> If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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> Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
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> 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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> Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
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> Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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> You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
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> Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
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> Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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> The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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> Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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> Hang up and drive.
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> Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
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> GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
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> Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
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> Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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> Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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> Try not to let your mind wander.
> It is too small to be out by itself.
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> The proctologist called, they found your head.
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> Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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> Some people just don't know how to drive.
> I call these people "Everybody But Me".
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> Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
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> I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
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> CAUTION - Driver legally blonde